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12 Year-old McDonald’s Burger Shows No Sign of Decay

prplchknz

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dude that's cuz it's card board i swear it tastes exactly like cardboard. eat card board then eat a hamburger from mcdonalds. exactly the same
 

Haphazard

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Thanks for telling me what to stock my bunker with :D

However, we are going by the idea that not showing any sign of mold means that it's still okay to eat. I've had many things in my fridge 'go bad' without growing a single spot of mold. Someone needs to taste the 12-year-old burger to prove that it's still the same as the day they bought it.
 

nozflubber

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that's awesome. I had TWO big macs earlier today, they were tasty.

It is refreshing to know that I am evolved enough to digest Mcdonald's super burgers. May Ronald live long and prosper.
 

Thalassa

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That's absolutely fucking disgusting.
 

nozflubber

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FYI - even rats won't eat their fries. Mcdonald's is a fucking miracle worker, i tell you! haph's bunker is where im hanging out when armageddon comes plz
 

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mmmmm.....I feel like maccas tonight.
I do have a question, why would you keep a burger for 12 years? Seriously, that's pretty feral in itself. (What do you say to people? "This is my twelve year burger, on the kitchen table.") It would be like a family pet. Or an absented minded move "why is there a burger in the back of the linen closet? Eww....it's twelve years old! Did you put that there, Firey?" (I once stuck a T.V. remote in the freezer. We didn't find it for three weeks.)
Actually that's gonna amuse me for days.
 
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