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    Default 12 Year-old McDonald’s Burger Shows No Sign of Decay


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    dude that's cuz it's card board i swear it tastes exactly like cardboard. eat card board then eat a hamburger from mcdonalds. exactly the same
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Thanks for telling me what to stock my bunker with

    However, we are going by the idea that not showing any sign of mold means that it's still okay to eat. I've had many things in my fridge 'go bad' without growing a single spot of mold. Someone needs to taste the 12-year-old burger to prove that it's still the same as the day they bought it.
    -Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge

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    that's awesome. I had TWO big macs earlier today, they were tasty.

    It is refreshing to know that I am evolved enough to digest Mcdonald's super burgers. May Ronald live long and prosper.

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    That's absolutely fucking disgusting.

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    FYI - even rats won't eat their fries. Mcdonald's is a fucking miracle worker, i tell you! haph's bunker is where im hanging out when armageddon comes plz

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    mmmmm.....I feel like maccas tonight.
    I do have a question, why would you keep a burger for 12 years? Seriously, that's pretty feral in itself. (What do you say to people? "This is my twelve year burger, on the kitchen table.") It would be like a family pet. Or an absented minded move "why is there a burger in the back of the linen closet? Eww....it's twelve years old! Did you put that there, Firey?" (I once stuck a T.V. remote in the freezer. We didn't find it for three weeks.)
    Actually that's gonna amuse me for days.
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