User Tag List

First 345

Results 41 to 48 of 48

Thread: Pap Smear

  1. #41
    Emerging Tallulah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    MBTI
    INTP
    Posts
    6,028

    Default

    I'm with you, Domino! Absolutely hate them, especially the speculum part. And I can't relax at all in a gynological atmosphere.
    Something Witty

  2. #42
    Dreaming the life onemoretime's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    MBTI
    3h50
    Socionics
    ILE
    Posts
    4,460

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    I'm with you, Domino! Absolutely hate them, especially the speculum part. And I can't relax at all in a gynological atmosphere.
    Unable to relax in a formaldehyde tinted atmosphere where your primary purpose is to have a cold-fingered individual stare intently at your vulva like an art critic at an opening, trying to determine if the flower on canvas was sufficiently vaginal?

    Yeah, you're weird.

  3. #43
    The Architect Alwar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    MBTI
    INTP
    Posts
    922

    Default

    What is it with all these intrusive medical procedures, can't someone invent some star trek scanner or something? I hear when men get into their 40's they are supposed to take some prostate test where they shove something into the wang. When you get into your 60's do they just take you out back and beat you or what?

  4. #44
    Lungs & Lips Locked Unkindloving's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    MBTI
    ENFJ
    Enneagram
    4w5
    Socionics
    ENFj
    Posts
    2,900

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Alwar View Post
    What is it with all these intrusive medical procedures, can't someone invent some star trek scanner or something? I hear when men get into their 40's they are supposed to take some prostate test where they shove something into the wang. When you get into your 60's do they just take you out back and beat you or what?
    You'd think so, but you'd also think they'd invent something better for periods too.
    "Here.. shove this stick of cotton up there. We've added applicators, be happy"
    or
    "Here.. align this plastic cup up in your hooha and it'll be a pool for the clots to play marco polo in!"

    Yea. We're all screwed here.
    Hang on traveling woman - Don't sacrifice your plan
    Cause it will come back to you - Before you lose it on the man


    .:: DWTWD ::.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


    2011 TypeC Exercise Challenge - My Weekly Goals: Cardio 4x. Yoga/Pilates 1x. Pushups 70.

    There is this thing keeping everyone's lungs and lips locked - It is called fear and it's seeing a great renaissance

  5. #45
    Don't Judge Me! Haphazard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    MBTI
    ENFJ
    Posts
    6,707

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Alwar View Post
    What is it with all these intrusive medical procedures, can't someone invent some star trek scanner or something? I hear when men get into their 40's they are supposed to take some prostate test where they shove something into the wang. When you get into your 60's do they just take you out back and beat you or what?
    It's called a nursing home, and it doesn't happen until a bit later.
    -Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge

  6. #46
    meh Salomé's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    MBTI
    INTP
    Enneagram
    5w4 sx/sp
    Posts
    10,540

    Default

    Ha! I thought pap smear was a breast exam.

    Yeah, I don't really understand wimmenz bits. Thank God mine never give me any aggro.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.

  7. #47
    Habitual Fi LineStepper JocktheMotie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    8,193

    Default

    I used to think a pap smear was some kind of womanly faux pas that happened if you weren't careful in the bathroom or something.

    "It was unbelievable! There was Pap everywhere!"

    And so on.

  8. #48
    meh Salomé's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    MBTI
    INTP
    Enneagram
    5w4 sx/sp
    Posts
    10,540

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    "It was unbelievable! There was Pap everywhere!"

    And so on.
    You're thinking of Hooters.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.

Similar Threads

  1. Police Smear on family critical of their investigation of murdered family member
    By Survive & Stay Free in forum Politics, History, and Current Events
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 06-27-2013, 08:46 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO