Falcarius has never smoked a cigarette in his life or anything else commonly smoked, the reason for Falcarius never doing so is because he had a bad experience when he was about eight million years old.
Living on the very edge of the suburbs meant Falcarius was allowed out to play on the footpath, which led towards the countryside, by Mr and Mrs Utahensis. One day while playing on the footpath with a friend, he found a disposable lighter which sill had gas in, instead of trying to set something random on fire they both decided they would see what it was like to smoke. Not having any cigarettes around, they broke a water hemlock plant in half thinking it was a cow parsley plant before they smoking it. The main difference between water hemlock and cow parsley is water hemlock is rather poisonous, more so than even a cigarette. Obviously, it made Falcarius a bit more ill than his stumbling crazy dizzy usual self, and put him off trying to smoke anything ever again.
Originally Posted by Thalassa
Oh our 3rd person reference to ourselves denotes nothing more than we realize we are epic characters on the forum.
Narcissism, plain and simple.
The ultimate in bizarre: a cross between an ostrich, a gorilla, and Edward Scissorhands.
I smoke. I have since I was 14. I used to smoke three packs at day but averaged out it's probably about a pack. I've been smoking homegrown, organic tobacco lately which, of course, I roll myself. This has cut back my expenses almost 100% and saved me about 200 USD a month since the new taxes took affect. I also, due to the difficulties I have with rolling coarse tobacco, have only smoked an average of five cigarettes per day for the past six months.
“Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”
"How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." ~ Oscar Wilde - The picture of Dorian Gray