I need to find a yoga class but I'm afraid the teachers will hurt me.
Is it really so hard to believe that if someone says they can't do something, they really can't? Is it really? Is everyone that these people meet really so lazy that they can't believe a single person that says they can't for fear that they're a lying lazy fuck?
I know when I can do stuff and I know when I can't. I realized I could touch my toes by looking at them and deciding they were not so far away. I have never hurt myself exercising before, but whenever people tell me to do something I know I can't do I inevitably hurt myself. I know these things because I have to wear my body all day and these trainers don't. How would they know if I can do something or not. They wouldn't. They don't. They can't.
Please don't let them hurt me.