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    Default Creepy Colon-Cleanse Infomercials

    I'm awake into the wee hours once again, perusing this forum, and doing homework, while random documentaries play on the History Channel.

    Why.. at 6am.. do the most disturbing informercials always come on the air?
    No one at this hour, either getting ready for bed, or waking up.. wants to start or end their day with this...
    I'm gonna have nightmares about this guy.


    It's not about the issue of bowel problems that bothers me. It's how the issue is specifically addressed in this particular infomercial..

    Klee Irwin (yeah, even his name has a freakish quality) promotes his "Dual Action Colon Cleanse."


    If you have no clue what I'm talking about.. you will.


    Enjoy. Discuss.

    Dual Action Cleanse with Klee Irwin - Ridiculous Infomercial Review
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
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    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

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    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

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    How does the caller know the general size and consistency of his children's poo? That disturbs me the most. *I'm assuming that his children are older since he states that he is 45.
    Is not to be held accuntable for peeling errors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaula View Post
    How does the caller know the general size and consistency of his children's poo? That disturbs me the most. *I'm assuming that his children are older since he states that he is 45.
    It's really.. just all kinds of wrong...
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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