Uh, guys...

[Simplexity]

Haha. I remember one time I was telling one of my soccer teammates about how I was so psyched because I got some crazy childrens toothpaste that tasted SOOOO good! I don't even know what it was. Just sugary goodness. I had a nasty habit of sometimes ingesting it by "accident." He looked at me like a psycho, but I didn't care, I told my doctor the same thing.

 

[JocktheMotie]

I also like to chew the dentists toothpaste because it is crunchy and feels/tastes so awesome. Yep, I may have an issue.

 

[Chris_in_Orbit]

If it was filled with poop, I'd throw em both out and throw your roommate's brush in the toilet.

How in the world would this happen??? They decided to brush their teeth while admiring a turd they just dropped out?

 

[Simplexity]

How in the world would this happen??? They decided to brush their teeth while admiring a turd they just dropped out?

I've been known to do this. Something about the contrast between the minty freshness and the soiled stench. It's both refreshing and disturbing at the same time. Makes me feel better about myself when I'm having a bad day.

 

[Chris_in_Orbit]

You're one of those people who watches his turds flush down the toilet aren't you? ...Olawd.

 

[GargoylesLegacy]

The fact that you even asked about what to do in this instance is mildly disturbing

That's what I thought, too.
No, seriously. Not to be an ass but why would you ask us what to do? I mean it's like when somebody pees his pants and then asks "What do I do now?". Well, simple: change!

 

[Atomic Fiend]

Actually I wanted a good chuckle, I was gonna buy a new one regardless of what was said, it was just a funny situation to be in.