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    Default Are you an Alpha male?




    I am


    I have a lot of women

    as salads.

    Every day I drive another

    furiously car.

    From Zagreb to Belgrade I

    arrive as fast as

    iščačkam (no translation for this) kebab from molars.

    And you?



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    i'm insulted you'd even ask me that question. a real alpha male doesn't need to prove shit.
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.
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    Taking a concept to it's logical end is rarely logical or relevant to the subject at hand.
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    My dog thinks I'm her pack leader. Does that count for anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    My dog thinks I'm her pack leader. Does that count for anything?
    Account, obviously your dog is a paranoid schizophrenic, cause he thinks the octopus is its Savior.

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    Don't insult me. My dad was driving this



    My dad is a very tough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hacbad macbar View Post
    Account, obviously your dog is a paranoid schizophrenic, cause he thinks the octopus is its Savior.
    One time when I was psychotic, I seriously entertained the idea that octopuses were controlling the human population through ultramagnetic frequencies. They read our thoughts and were tracking for the coming of the second Christ (who was me, at the time).

    Sounds legit, I think.
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    I think this biographical documentary demonstrates how alpha male I really am. Why do you think Brisk Ice Tea chose me as a sponsor for? :tongue10 :




    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
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    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    One time when I was psychotic, I seriously entertained the idea that octopuses were controlling the human population through ultramagnetic frequencies. They read our thoughts and were tracking for the coming of the second Christ (who was me, at the time).

    Sounds legit, I think.
    I like you.

    If cephalopods didn't have such short lifespans, I think they'd have a pretty good shot at taking over the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    One time when I was psychotic, I seriously entertained the idea that octopuses were controlling the human population through ultramagnetic frequencies. They read our thoughts and were tracking for the coming of the second Christ (who was me, at the time).
    These are a hell of delusions. Sorry, bro.

    I am sorry that today so many people suffer from some kind of breakdown.

    Bdwy, an interesting story, and an interesting imagination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hacbad macbar View Post
    These are a hell of delusions. Sorry, bro.

    I am sorry that today so many people suffer from some kind of breakdown.

    Bdwy, an interesting story, and an interesting imagination.
    Drugs played a very significant part. I should have known better than to mess with mind altering substances when I have a family history of mental illness. Also, certain people affected me very negatively. I was being pushed around a lot and having to hold my feelings in until breaking point.

    Basically I was under lots of stress. I've been ok since I've been on medication, but the medication themselves have a lot of side effects, like a general lessening in enjoyment for life, and a much quieter and slower train of thought. I should be off them soon and will hopefully feel more like the "old me" in the coming months. Though, I have to realise that I won't quite feel the same as I used to. I'm a new person now, and I can't be too attached to how I used to be.

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