I'll start it you can continue.
In the midst of Arabian desert tiger jumped me. He says: "Whata fuck are you doing in my desert."
"I'm just a poor traveler Mr. tiger, sorry. I'm searching for the Valley of Buddhas in Afghanistan."
"Ok, ok", said tiger, "You can go now, but if I see you again, I must travel with you, because is so damn hot in this fuckin desert.
"Okay, Mr. tiger, you can go with me next time, there are some nice shadows in the valley, so you can rest it."
"Cool", said Mr. tiger and puts Coolio's Gangsta Paradise on his cassette player....