The idea of profanity is ridiculous, imo. It's not the actual meaning of the word that's considered bad because it doesn't matter how you use it and it's ok if you replace it with a more kid friendly version. So....it's literally just the sound and arrangement of letters that are so profane and offensive? Let's get rid of that.
"You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit."
Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions, and can never pretend to any other office
than to serve and obey them. - David Hume