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What can you say about the character of the author of this piece?

SolitaryWalker

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How old would you guess he/she is?

What is his/her level of education?

What profession does he/she work in?

What ethnic or racial group does this individual belong to?

What socioeconomic class does he/she affiliate with?

What can you surmise about this individual's personal life or moral values?


"Assume for a moment you have a magical index of the level of all women on earth? You know the

extent of sexual satisfaction averaged over all women, ok?

Got that? You give it whatever number you want for it you want but I will use a 1. An index of level of

sexual pleasure women enjoy?

So here we are in a civilized country where the guys are not killing each other to any large degree, right?

So let’s imagine they start really warring with each other and significant percentages of men die off?

Terrible but it is a world gone to hell.

But think about it? Will that index I gave a 1 change at all?

Which way would it go if it did change?

I think it would go up?

This is why.

Men killing each other would have to have experienced a correspondent increases in testosterone

levels gender wide. As such this powerful hormone would cause an increase in sexual desire among the

species.

So imagine what would happen? Testosterone levels increase unexpectedly worldwide. No one can

explain it but men just start killing each other off; Aleksey kills the old man the world just goes to hell.

No matter the attempts the levels stay high and millions die. But what are the women doing among all

this mayhem? They are getting a new horny guy every week or so right? Pretty soon poor Jim, always

liked Jim some guy kills him in a fit of rage. So the chic is at this point responding to a species wide

increase in sexual hormones herself, is like “Oh hello Bill, oh is that what you used to kill him, oh my.”

At this point that index has got up to like a 3. But even if it isn’t pretend it is a 3. If yours is below a 3

then you have to just crank up the testerone and estrogen in your imaginary world; ok?

So now the women are having a good time are they not? They were at a 1 and now they are at a 3? In

this imaginary world who do you think has the upper hand when it comes to sex?

Guys would be doing crazy shit to impress women all over the place. They would be doing daring

acts and just dying in front of everyone. Think about it the guys libido skyrockets, the entire society

would be just having huge orgies left and right. There would be small town popular High School Home

Economics teachers that are former porn stars competing with the kids in orgies at the national level.

Boys would get in fights and kill always honoring the victory. The New York Times would not exist. The

top editorial staff would all be working as saaby’s in this world. Saaby’s are the ones that will do any

sexual act and mostly make livings introducing 4th

sub culture on the bottom rung of society.

graders to aggressive live sex. They would live in a

Small town High schools would compete for the largest percentage of pregnancies in a semester while

maintaining an average GPA. The High Schools would proudly display the official numbers on the new

sign. They would have region and national wide competitions. It would be nuts, everyone would be

naked. Entire companies would outlaw clothes during working hours. It would turn into sort of the way

it used to be in old west style towns because the guys would have killed off all the smart ones decades

ago. Daily sex would occupy significant portions of an average daily routine. Block parties would be

awesome.. excuse me.

It would truly be a woman’s world. At this point you can pop those babies out like nothing and be back

at it.

It would be a woman’s world. You elect someone they get whacked the same day so they would just

to Tweet in your vote but none of them last long. So of course it would not be an organized society but

none would care.

Men would be jumping off buildings for women leaving great fortunes. Next thing you know women

turn into the grieving widow with the money and a new boyfriend or two. Your woman dominated

society would process the kids like clockwork so you can go off and set records; not a bad deal!

Donald Trump would not have gone too far in this world. He would have been killed off as a child when

he tried to collect rent for a car someone borrowed. The target of sexual desire would go from one

to many. There would be suburb contests of most people in an orgy and over a thousand is almost

common. Don’t you think deep down at the DNA level that women would be compelled by sexual

desire in that direction? Get the men to kill each other and you get more orgasms essentially. Ok not

buying that, let’s consider the other side. Here let me imagine I am a woman, ok?

“I do not want more orgasms.”

Sorry, that just doesn’t sound quite right, does it?

I think they would prefer more orgasms.

Ok how about if we just keep getting more peaceful?

Which way would the average testosterone have to go to account for a more peaceful world?

Down, right?

So less testosterone must mean less sex I would think?

This would seem less desirable for women as men turn into women.

This scenario suggests women are sexually drawn to the death of men.

So, to have a compulsion to death for anyone is commonly referred to as evil.

Therefore, women are evil"
 

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I'm guessing this is a white, young-ish, basement-dwelling male, with a gut and a neckbeard, who desperately wants to put his dick into a vagina somehow but really has no idea how. Despite being pretty dumb (and incapable of coherently expressing even the half-baked crap he is spewing here), he imagines himself to be brilliant, and a courageous, radical thinker with controversial ideas (and he sees their controversial nature as proof that they are correct). He knows about sex from porn and about violence from Michael Bay films, which is to say he has no idea. But, from his limited perspective, he's really onto something here. This would all be quite funny if it wasn't so sad. I hope he confines his mental masturbations to the basement he dwells in, and never decides to take his ideas for a spin in the real world.
 
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Would you believe me if I told you that the author of this piece was 58?
 

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If I had to guess I would have said a typical white guy in his early 20s. Not a basement dweller or anything. Probably actually kinda smart. Has some IRL friends (not the most popular bunch, but not the least), but also an online alter-ego where he can say this kind of stuff without consequence. Probably has mild aspergers, but no one knows it including him, which accounts for a lot of frustration and confusion at his inability to connect.
 

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If I had to guess I would have said a typical white guy in his early 20s. Not a basement dweller or anything. Probably actually kinda smart. Has some IRL friends (not the most popular bunch, but not the least), but also an online alter-ego where he can say this kind of stuff without consequence. Probably has mild aspergers, but no one knows it including him, which accounts for a lot of frustration and confusion at his inability to connect.

Actually, he hasn't published it online. He planned on reading this paper at a face to face Philosophy meet up.

Yes. What's this all about, SW?

A psychopathic business consultant/accountant with pretentious philosophical ambitions at an extremely protracted mid-life crisis.
 

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La Petite Mort

The orgasm is referred to as, la petite mort, the little death.

And so it seems women have an interest in giving men the little death in order to create new life.
 

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Actually, he hasn't published it online. He planned on reading this paper at a face to face Philosophy meet up.

:doh:

A psychopathic business consultant/accountant with pretentious philosophical ambitions at an extremely protracted mid-life crisis.

I'm not sure if you're willing to give more specifics, but this has piqued my curiousity. Why is he sending you this drivel?
 

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I'm not sure if you're willing to give more specifics, but this has piqued my curiousity. Why is he sending you this drivel?

He sought out my assistance at turning his philosophy meet-up into a cult. Once it seemed evident to him that he'd be able to force any view upon the audience, regardless of how preposterous, he wanted my help at making his arguments in that paper seem reasonable.
 

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Hmmmm. What's the rate of return on our investment if we provide seed capital for this cult?
 

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Hmmmm. What's the rate of return on our investment if we provide seed capital for this cult?

Why don't you go there and find out? They meet at the Kogod Yard of the Smithsonian Museum every other Sunday at 3pm. http://www.meetup.com/The-DC-Philosophy-Cafe/

Feel free to contact the nut-job through that site for any further information, he'll be happy to hear from you as he is determined to turn the Meet-up group into a thriving business.
 

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He sought out my assistance at turning his philosophy meet-up into a cult. Once it seemed evident to him that he'd be able to force any view upon the audience, regardless of how preposterous, he wanted my help at making his arguments in that paper seem reasonable.

Haha, good luck with that!
 

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Therefore, women are evil.

Well, we talk about the good breast and the bad breast. And we know that love and hate are only two sides of the same coin.

And we all love and hate our mother.

But of course without insight, we can try to re-experience our hatred of our mother by projecting it onto all women.

And just as men love and hate their mother, their lovers are heirs to this love and hate.

And by the same token, women love and hate their father, and their lovers fall heir to this same love and hate.

The only killer is indifference.
 
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ugh... one of those people who thinks that they are so much smarter than they actually are :doh:

furthermore, he'll be quite disappointed when people don't follow his idea like he thinks that they will and he'll probably decide that he's some sort of visionary and the world just isn't ready for his brilliance yet :rolleyes:

in other words, the type of person who the internet is just MADE for :laugh:
 

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Reads like a guy in high school, lagging in wisdom despite above average IQ. Has his chance at growing up if he comes down from his head, but I'm afraid he will need to be shaken down from there with no small amount of force. Lacking such an act of God and/or the will to make the leap to the ground himself, he may well still be spinning these schizoid theories when he's 58 years old.
 

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Would you believe me if I told you that the author of this piece was 58?

Well, since you are our only source of information on this guy, of course we'll believe you... However, after we believe you, we will be left to contemplate this factoid in horror and incredulity.

I never can get my head around how some people manage to get through life while maintaining such an incapacitating level of delusion. Like, assuming he didn't inherit wealth, how DOES this dude manage to have a job (which, presumably, involves dealing with other people on some level)? I'll be even more shocked to learn that he somehow persuaded some unfortunate woman to have sex with, or even marry him, and that he has a family as a result.
 

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I read the first and last few sentences. I saw no reason to read more.
 

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I don't like these kinds of questions where the person asking the question already knows the answer and is investigating what people don't know rather than presenting subjects directly.
 

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Well, since you are our only source of information on this guy, of course we'll believe you... However, after we believe you, we will be left to contemplate this factoid in horror and incredulity.

I never can get my head around how some people manage to get through life while maintaining such an incapacitating level of delusion. Like, assuming he didn't inherit wealth, how DOES this dude manage to have a job (which, presumably, involves dealing with other people on some level)? I'll be even more shocked to learn that he somehow persuaded some unfortunate woman to have sex with, or even marry him, and that he has a family as a result.

Most of us have the most extraordinary beliefs. Only our extraordinary beliefs are shared by many others. And such shared extraordinary beliefs are called religions.
 
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