My mom had 2 friends going somewhere on vacation were leaving 3 of their kids with her to stay while they were gone. so they're all over at my mom's house and i'm like i have somewhere to go and my mom's like well they're blocking you in tell them to move so you can leave (them being her friends) and so i go outside and out of the garage windows leaps out 2 mastiffs one brown one blonde. the dogs belong to the people going on vacation. and they sniff me then one of them jumps on me and gives me a hug. and it turns out they come from a long line of dogs that has a taste for human flesh and they're glad the dog didn't try to eat me. as they are training that insinct out. btw the linage began in alaska then they moved to grand rapids, mi. so then there's the fear that they're just buttering me up to eat me later. and then the dream turns into facebook comments and the creators of southpark made a flash game.