I often have annoyingly realistic dreams.
Like, in last night's dream, I was horny and cranky and needed to cum quickly so I reached for my vibrator ... but it wouldn't work. Or rather, it was emitting the faintest, slowest, saddest vibrations ever. I tried swapping out the batteries, shaking it, jiggling it around to fix any potential loose connections, getting more and more frustrated with each attempt. Nope. Nothing.
It was a terrible dream.