Remember, no matter how I die: It was murder; should I be tried for a criminal offense, I probably didn't do it as I'm pretty straight laced and don't even have a speeding ticket; should I mysteriously disappear -- it wasn't voluntary...
BTW: If you do not wish to receive information please send me an PM and I'll stop
With all that said, I'd like to remind you in a manner reminiscent of the SNL parody of Julian Assange.
No matter how I die: It was murder, even if there was a suicide note or a video of me peacefully dying in my sleep
Should I be arrested/framed for a criminal offense, or disappear entirely -- I think we can all conclude why it happened, and who is to blame for it...":