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    Default Analyzing humor - Which of these jokes tickle your funny bone and why?

    1. My girlfriend mixed up the phone number for her dentist with the number for her gynecologist. Now her vagina has teeth and her breath smells like fish.

    2. Next time someone asks you how youre doing say "I was better before the murders. Who knew anger management was so unreliable when I skip my meds. Oh well. Did you want to get together in that abandoned warehouse on 5th and 81st? I go there after dark sometimes. If your free, then please, come alone, dont tell anyone, and NO COPS

    3. Having sex once a week can improve your immune function by 30 percent. I told my wife "My immune system's low. Assume the position." She said "Youre sick" I said "No but I could be. Bend please. Quick. The sniffles must be stopped"

    4. Having a bottomless pit can make you hungry. Having a topless fruit can get you arrested.

    5. I got a dog for my grandmother. That seems like a fair trade.

    6. I asked my wife "Are you free tonite?" She said "No its gonna cost you"

    7. I am trying to teach my dog some tricks but she keeps dropping the cards

    8. My watchdog just watched a burgler take the stereo.

    9. My wife said "I love you" I thought that was sweet. Turns out I was right. She was talking to the chocolate cake.

    10. Hey did you get her number? Yes I did. Well what is it? Six. What is six? How many times she sad no !

    11. I had a minor accident in the car that left skid marks. What on the road? No in my shorts!

    12. You might be lonely if you travel just for the airport pat down

    13. Indian girl asks the chief "how do you come up with our indian names?" Chief says when you're born we run out of the tee pee and the first thing we see, thats your name. She says "thank you chief buffalo chip" He says "No problem two dogs humping"

    14. My buddy told me he got kicked out of of the hotel for peeing in the pool. I said "whats the big deal, lots of kids pee in the pool." He said "from the fourteenth floor?"

    15. You might be lonely if you ever played leap frog with a unicorn and hoped for an accident

    16. My dentist asked me if I wanted my cavity filled. I say yes of course. So he spun me around and shoved a dildo in my ass.

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    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    I really didn't find any of them very funny. Very slightly amusing in a couple cases, but only the extent that I'd (try to) force a laugh if a friend was telling the joke.

    I really dislike puns, that's probably the problem.

    (sorry, if you came up with them)
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    9 was okay...
    Save Thundercats 2011 petition. Because we do what we can. HO!!!:
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    Most of them made me smile, but I actually chuckled at 2 and 14.
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    Bad Taste and Humour

    There's humour and there's bad taste.

    Adolescents sometimes mistake bad taste for humour.

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    I thought number 2 was funny. It combines social inappropriateness with some element of the unexpected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    There's humour and there's bad taste.

    Adolescents sometimes mistake bad taste for humour.
    I'll bet youre fun at parties. Are you the one that stamps those big red "rejected" impressions on loan applications?

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