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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    Yeah, like @Asterion said, these jokes are (almost) all pretty much the same joke but with different subjects subbed in.

    The closest one to funny for me was #12 (slightly different formula from the others).

    Not sure if this thread is about humour in general/what types find funny in general or just those jokes in particular. If the former,



    ok, so I just wanted to use a spoiler like everyone else.
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    I didn't really find any of them funny.
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    The ones worth noting:

    Number 1 sparked a fear that I have, I didn't like it. It was gross.

    Number 2 was amusing and similar remarks could potentially cause a WTF? response that puts a smile to my face.

    Number 5 was probably my favorite. (Or rather jokes like it.)

    Number 6 was also pretty funny.

    Number 13 is not as amusing as how Chinese people name their kids.

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    mostly the crude humor turned me off. only 5 really made me laugh. 15 just makes me cringe in imagined pain.

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    8 was slightly funny

    14 was bit less funny

    Others were waste of time to read.
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    LOL @ #2
    Snicker @ #14

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    Quote Originally Posted by yupitsme View Post
    2. Next time someone asks you how youre doing say "I was better before the murders. Who knew anger management was so unreliable when I skip my meds. Oh well. Did you want to get together in that abandoned warehouse on 5th and 81st? I go there after dark sometimes. If your free, then please, come alone, dont tell anyone, and NO COPS
    This is the only one that amused me much at all, partly because it is not really a joke, but more of a humorously twisted retort to the usual empty social pleasantries. Like Ü, I am amused by the reactions this kind of comment can generate.

    The rest are either crude, predictable, banal, lacking in subtlety or real cleverness. And for the record, I do enjoy puns.
    I've been called a criminal, a terrorist, and a threat to the known universe. But everything you were told is a lie. The truth is, they've taken our freedom, our home, and our future. The time has come for all humanity to take a stand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coriolis View Post
    This is the only one that amused me much at all, partly because it is not really a joke, but more of a humorously twisted retort to the usual empty social pleasantries. Like Ü, I am amused by the reactions this kind of comment can generate.
    Weird that this one is so popular. I've seen so,so many people joke along these lines that it's not amusing/surprising anymore - myself included, back in the day. To me it is pretty much "empty social pleasantry" in some circles. Maybe I just have weird friends/self so I've been burned out...
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    Quote Originally Posted by yupitsme View Post
    I'll bet youre fun at parties. Are you the one that stamps those big red "rejected" impressions on loan applications?
    Are you trying to pick a fight with me after only two posts?

    Perhaps you have picked the wrong guy as I don't engage in arguments rather I take the opportunity to express myself across the world.

    Should you take the same opportunity, I will be happy to listen to you.

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