It can't get much clumsier than me.
I'm always so calm all the time.
EVERYTHING just works out fine for me when I put in no effort whatsoever.
I have nice eyebrows.
I'm the weirdest fucking person they've ever met.
And the big one:
I'm funny, nice, and interesting. <---- I hate getting this. I know it's a compliment but I get it as a description of me so often by other people...eh. It's like it doesn't get any more below the surface that that, can it? :/