I seem to have a nervous tick and it's called reframing.
When I see a picture, I can't help putting it in a new frame.
Of course I think this is clever but I can't help feeling I am having myself on.
This feeling is exacerbated by being told I am off-topic every time I reframe.
It's no good telling them that I am just looking at the topic from a new angle, no, they tell me I am off-topic.
Of course I would like to be topical, but I can't seem to help myself. It's as though I have an itch I need to scratch.
And I confess I would like to be coddled. I would like to be coddled like an egg. Either indulge my nervous tick or help me overcome it.
Surely there is a coddler out there. Someone who will help me hatch. Who knows what is inside the egg. I don't. I keep pecking at the shell with my nervous tick. Surely you can hear me. Yes, rescue me, coddle me. Help me discover my true self. I can't stay locked in this egg forever. Can I?
You're big and strong and powerful - or would you reframe it another way?