Don't have a meteorology degree? Then don't question my theory until you've read my book...all 5,000 pages of it.
This is comically ridiculous. Astrology has no value beyond entertainment, and you're grasping at straws to find another way to bitch at me.
Have you read any books on alchemy? No? Then how do you know it doesn't work? Your reasoning is terrible. I don't need to read astrology books because I've read studies and statements by astronomers, psychologists and other scientists in the field who have all repeatedly found that it's garbage.