If you Google "I think I'm a vampire" you can truly see how stupid people are. It's funny. There's thousands of people thinking this.
Here's a few questions from Yahoo Answers. Some are delusional and some just watch too much Twilight, some must be trolling:
"I have tried to kill my sister 5 times because she smelled so good help if you know!""I don't sleep im fast and strong and last night i bite my friend and hes acting weird and his teeth are sharp now.""every night i wake up and sleeep walk to the hospital down town, i go in and start trying to suck people blood, i have gotten caught two times, be ill be carefull next time. when my husband goes to sleep i stick my teeth into him, btw i have abnormally sharp front teeth.""i think i am becuz some girl bit me really hard and told me i was truning into a vampire now she tells me im part of her coven.
i think she wasnt lying becuz i have changed a lot since she bit me im paler im prettier im faster i can see better i can hear better"Search Results for "i think i'm a vampire" - Yahoo! Answers"How do I tell my parents I'm a vampire?"
Is it a case of them just wishing they were vampires so much, and fooling themselves into thinking they are?