Idiots who literally think they're vampires

[Gewitter27]

Those people are creepy. They are also probably insane.

They scare me. They remind me of Otherkin. They believe the stupidest, silliest things... And they take it VERY seriously.

...

Maybe if I carry garlic around with me and throw it at those people...

 

[compulsiverambler]

Oh sorry! Thank you for clarifying I sounded all snippy too.

Don't worry, I didn't notice any snippiness.

 

[kendoiwan]

Vampire kitties are going to suck you dry for your sins.

My cat pwns your cat!

I mock your mockery of being mocked! (Ps. What were you talking about?)

I mock your mockery of my mockery of Teas mockery! P.S. Only a future HOF'er.