Host: Hi, this is the type advice hot line. We have a caller.
host: hello. What's your name and what's your problem?
Max: hi, I'm Max. I have a problem of not finishing my studies.
host: well, glad we have an expert on board. Bill, expert on studies, will answer this.
Bill: Hi Max! I'm an ESTP, and there's nothing that beer and some hot people can't fix. Go find yourself some!
host: Bill got his answer right there! Max, whaddya say?
Max: uhh, I'm not sure. I really think my problem is nothing like that.
host: I get you, I get you. It's your lucky day we have our resident ESFP in here. Say hi, Chris.
Chris: Hi! I'm ESFP. I think you should totally lick everyone's ass. It's worked for me.
Max: uhh, what the hell? How is that going to improve my scores? I need some solid advice here.
host: I get you, something more serious for a serious type. Yes? Lucky we have an expert on that in here today, too! David, what advice would you give to the student in despair?
David: Good evening Max.
David: I think I can quite understand the issue in question. Have you had regular study schedules?
Max: Well, I've studied whenever possible. It's been hard recently, given my mom's funeral, my broken leg and all, but I've given it all the time I've got.
David: Now I'm seeing the problem in here. Well, first of all, you'd need to study every day, according to plan set out at least 2 days in advance, for 2 hours 12 minutes straight, preferably starting at 5:37 am, give or take a second.
Max: I'm speechless.
David: you're welcome. As you know, we ISTJ give the best advice.
Max: I see.
Host: So whaddya say Max?
Max: I've got a plenty of advice alright, more than I asked for.
Host: Good! What's your type Max?
Host: Great! Good luck with your studies Max!
Bill. Chris, David: Good luck!
Max: thanks. Bye.
Host: Thank you, max. And good night. (beep) That's our last caller! And that was our night with Type Advice. Now if YOU ever had a problem - call our helpline. Remember - there's no type so difficult it couldn't be learned the other way. This has been a night with type advice. Good night!
(theme music kicks in)
ESTP: that guy was a wuss.
ESFP: he was so not cool.
ISTJ: regularity is the key to good performance. Our last caller clearly lacked that. Starting and maintaining a clear .. (fades out)