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kegger at my place for roomies bday...$10 for guys, half for ladies...theres gonna be food and liqueur and other things he insists on having for it to be a decent party...fucking tard
bring whoever you want but let me know first. theres a cap on the number of drunks roaming around
only inviting people whose company i at least pretend to enjoy; TELL ME if your not coming, i actually know some peeps that i haven't yet but would love to say 'fuck off' to
and dont bother trying to figure the order of names on the invite...i chose a system thats randomer than the number of rejections i get every tuesday night
ps: forgot to add...MAIN ATTRACTION: ME and that i need you to accept the invitation at that link