Not creeped out (yet, and I love that song, lol), but embarrassed. I think I look like Eliza Jane Wilder from the Little House TV series.
(swoon) Hey, don't stop there, keep going!
You know, I could really start to enjoy this!
Okay, I'm flattered... but I'm *really* trying to get something done right now... so please move.
How transparent! Go away, pig!