What are your thoughts on knives? Do you think that every wife with a knife is an implied threat to their children? Mayhap we should just not own knives because they're only made for one purpose and utilized for that purpose.
Oh wait. I forgot. Knives are used to prepare healthy meals for a wife's children as well. Knives are also used to, say, cut that thing that strangling a child that they got trapped in, such was my case when I was little.