Challenge 5, Season 1: Submission Thread

[Thursday]

WARNING : Jen is not my sassy aunt from New Orleans
She's from Venus

[MacGuffin]

Originally Posted by nottaprettygal

If I had to make one criticism, I wish we could have had a bit more background on Ivy's panties. Color? Style? Aroma? I mean. . . for the sake of the plot, not because I am personally interested or anything.

Completely unnecessary, Ivy's panties are the MacGuffin of the story!

[disregard]

Originally Posted by heart

Can those of us on dial up possibly see a transcript of all the videos?

If not, no big deal.

Vader: You are beaten. It is useless to resist! Don't let yourself be destroyed as Obi-Wan did.

[vader hand chop!]

Luke: What the fuck, man?

(shot of Vader not talking, then a shot of Luke holding his hand or whatever the fuck)

Vader: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you have not yet realised your importance. You've only begun to discover your type. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and figure out your true type.

Luke: I’m an INTP you asshole!

Vader: If you only knew the power of the other types. Obi-Wan never told you what your type was.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me I’m an INTP!

V: No. You are a sensor.

L: No, no! That's impossible. (original clip)

[this part is new and will need some fancy editing]
V: Luke.
(Quick change to Vader talking to Luke talking)
L: What?
V: You are an extrovert.
L: No. No. It's not true. That's impossible! (original clip)
V: Luke.
L: (ignoring Vader, not talking)
V: Luke.
L: (not talking)
V: Luke.
L: What the fuck do you want now?
V: Bad news.
L: (clip of Luke not talking)
V: You are a judger.
L: No. No. It's not true. That's impossible! (original clip)
(comedic pause where there's no one talking but they're looking at each other, maybe a wide angle shot, for about 4-5 seconds)
V: Luke.
L: Go fuck yourself. (quick shot)
V: No. You are a feeler.
(shot of Luke, totally silent for about 2 seconds, then a shot of Vader who is silent for one second, and then a shot of Luke again for one second, who is still silent)
V: Search your feelings -- (original clip shortened)

Luke: Nooooooo! Noooo!

Vader: Luke, as an ESFJ, you can work as an administrative assistant, or start threads on MBTIc about your type, or run a fancy nightclub in Upper Manhattan. He has forseen this. It is your destiny! Join me and together we can rule the nightlife as business partners. Come with me, it is the only way.

[Luke jumps]

END

[Lethe]

Originally Posted by Dana

V: Luke.
L: Go fuck yourself. (quick shot)
V: No. You are a feeler.

V: Listen to me, you twit. Luke!
L: Why should I, you fucker! (quick shot)
V: Stop cursing already. (Pause) You are a feeler.

Originally Posted by Dana

Vader: Luke, as an ESFJ, you can work as an administrative assistant, or start threads on MBTIc about your type, or run a fancy nightclub in Upper Manhattan. He has forseen this. It is your destiny! Join me and together we can rule the nightlife as business partners. Come with me, it is the only way.

Vader: Luke, as an ESFJ, you can work as an administrative assistant or start threads on MBTIc about your type. Join me and together we can... run a nightclub or something. Come with me, it is the only way.

[Jen]

Ivy, I'm sure you're probably wondering as to the whereabouts of your underwear and well I did recover them for you but Limey was so excited when he got home last night that he was running around the house with them on his head like a ski mask. I had to wrestle him down to get them back and hide them in a really safe place. I'm so sorry , I've washed them and plan on returning them asap. Please don't hate him/me.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

I just want to know what made Ivy's panties glow. Is it the detergent she uses?

[Tallulah]

Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou

I just want to know what made Ivy's panties glow. Is it the detergent she uses?

YouTube - an Ancient Chinese Secret

[Uytuun]

I went green this time, although black was a close second, Pulp Fiction is always good. The INTJ stereotype - YMCA juxtaposition was great.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Originally Posted by Uytuun

I went green this time, although black was a close second, Pulp Fiction is always good. The INTJ stereotype - YMCA juxtaposition was great.

Uytuun is a woman of refined and discriminating tastes.

[Jeffster]

I voted for Green too, theirs was the most fun.