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Challenge 2, Season 1, Submission Thread

Choose the Best Rap

  • Black team

    Votes: 6 11.5%
  • Blue team

    Votes: 30 57.7%
  • Green team

    Votes: 16 30.8%

  • Total voters
    52
  • Poll closed .

Haight

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Please post your entries for the Rap challenge in this thread.

Another thing, do not post comments until all four teams have submitted their raps. If you do. . . I'll delete it.

Thanks.
 

Tigerlily

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[youtube="gGpQLs424ho"]BLACKTEAMCITYRAP2008[/youtube]


BlackTeamCityRap Lyrics by Night


J:

J is the loneliest number.
A number? No.
A switchblade? Yes.
Linear logic stabbed clean through your chest.

NF:

Cleanliness, Godliness, emotional piety:
On an spiritual ascension
Towards celestial solemnity.

NFP:

Cloves, poems and Advanced D&D -
You'd be hard pressed to find,
A dull NFP.

Jennifer, Scantily, Heart and Care-bear
Benevolence online
Or at a Ren faire

Poetry, drama, theatre, dance...
Why such an obsession
With fig-ura-tive romance?

SJ:

Smarter than a speeding bullet;
Bigger biceps than a Phd!
The SJ will overwhelm you
With their rules and authority!

SJ -

Security guard, meter maid or management retail,
His genius is everywhere, he even invented braille.
Yet, the SJ's strongest talent - his greatest specialty
Is certainly best realized,
In the explication of detail - oft' incessantly.

That isn't to suggest that he isn't without value,
Indeed his efforts rock,
Why, without him our world would be without many things:
Electricity, Survivor or Iraq.

SP:

Rambo, Grayscale, Rhinosaur and Fezzik;
SPs are everywhere - and always double quick.
I warn you:
If you scrap with an SP, it's your ass that will be kicked-
Bloody...weeping -
Trying to unstab the once-hidden ice pick.

Special Forces, mechanic, simple scientist,
The lesson learned is this:
An SP's mind is best at work
When his work is with his fists.​
 

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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcaqAhsM-Ys](MBTI) Types, Types, Baby[/youtube]

(MBTI) Types, Types, Baby

by

The BLUE Team


Types, types, baby (x2)
All right Stop, moderate, and don't LISTEN
Blue team here and we about to start DISSIN'
Forum grabs a hold of you tightly
Monitors glowin' daily and nightly
WILL UBER EVER LEAVE, yo, I don't know
When I get my way, to the Graveyard he'll go.

To the extreme, we rock the Net like Kobe,
Light up the boards, cut you up like Shenobi.

JEN, go and post another facial
Lateralus upset 'cause we gettin' kinda racial
BLUEWING, your posts are a felony
Not buyin' the book you're tryin' to sell me.
Love it or leave it you better not POST
You bound to get smacked by CTG's ghost.
If you got a type beef, yo, we'll solve it
Check out the thread before Zerg dissolves it.


CHORUS
Type, types baby
MBTI
Types types baby
MBTi
Types types Baby
MBTI
types types Baby (x4)

Now that the forum is JUMPING
With Uber kicked out and the threads are PUMPIN'
Quick to the post without no FLUFFIN'
Debating NFs like MaC GUFFIN'.
Burning them, if you ain't quick and nimble
I'll post crazy like a stock-tick symbol
And I'll quote you, and insult you,
Change your words and I'll report you.
POSTIN' in the Down Below
Won't help girl if you's a post ho'
The n00bs on stand by waiting just to say hi
I NEVER STOP, yo I'm too fly
I Kept on. . . pursuing types like mine
See Uber's thread about sodas with lemon-lime
The thread was dead, yo,
so I decided to update my
B-L-O-G

Es in pics wearing less than bikinis
Beat posting fail pics cause he's a big weenie
JEALOUS our posts is so sublime
SILENTLYHONEST, shut up one time
READING corny posts from the chumps in the Yard,
The chumps acting ill cuz the madmins so HARD.
Sittin', so long there's a funky smell,
Jennifer's blog is straight outta hell.

FAILING in the joke threads real fast,
Blue Team arrives to torch some ass.
Channels to Commune, the boards be packed,
Ready to pounce, all the noobs get smacked!
CTG ON THE SCENE, so fresh and clean
They passed her up but confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, Ivy'll solve it,
You bring a lady and Wolf'll repluse it.


Mercury, the young punk SJ
He rocks the bells from Philly, PA
The lyrical surgeon, sweet extroversion
He gots the ladies, and Wolf's just a virgin
The kid doesn't think but feeeeeeeeeels
Not an NF but still has ideaaaaaals

His style's original
like the KFC recipe,
Rocking the new shit an MBTI necessity.
Debate him, he'll make your wife a widow,
Coming incorrect, you get sliced like Kiddo.
Blue Team, make others say Damn!
If typology was a drug, we'd sniff it by the gram.
Keeping posts pithy, even when we're loose,
We're #1, and your team's a deuce.

If there was a type beef, yo, we'll solve it,
Check out the thread before Zergling dissolves it

CHORUS

Let's get out of here
Yeah.
Word to INTJMom​
 
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The Green Team presents "n00b" by Green Eminem!

(Based on "Stan" by Eminem)

[youtube=131pA4CxpcM]n00b[/YOUTUBE]


[chorus]
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
logged on today at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your icon on my screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

[n00b]
Dear Blue, I wrote but you still ain't postin
I left two questions and a smiley on this thread I'm hostin'
I repped you for your boastin' so I know you know somethin'
There probably was a problem with speed the server goes on
Sometimes my reps are too incoherent when I post 'em
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I read an entire paragraph today and I almost understand,
I don't even think you're pretentious, far from it, man.
I liked your theory concerning the relationship between Extraverted Intuition and Megalomania
That shit was phat.
Anyways, I hope you see this man, hit me back, just to chat.
Introduction, page two:
This is n00b

[chorus]

[n00b]
BlueWing, I relate to what you think and intuit
So I log on to your account, just by hacking into it
Memorizin' your profile helps when I'm inside it
I even got a tattoo of your avatar under my eyelid
Sometimes I even cut myself just to experience Se
It's my Trickster, you see, cause I'm an INFP
Had to visit your moms, dressed like five oh cause you won't talk you see
Well screw the three bears cause your bed felt just right to me
You gotta rep me man, no one else will see
Sincerely yours, n00b. P.S. Will you marry me?

[chorus]

[n00b]
Dear Mister-Im-Too-Good-To-Put-The-Little-Smiley-Happy-Waving-Hi-Hi-Guy
This is the last message you'll see from me before I die
It's been an hour or so and still no word; dont I deserve it?
So I dress my pillows as you,
That doesn't make me perverted.
So this is my message I'm sending you, I hope you heard it
I'm jumping off a bridge right now, writing on a laptop
I hope you know this is all your fault, you coulda stopped it
Oh wait, I didn't bring a mouse, how am I supposed to press submit?
Tab
Tab
Tab
Tab
Ta...

[BlueWing]
Dear n00b, I would write you sooner but you're such a nothing 'round here.
I've seen you around, troll-fluffing the air
Look, Im really flattered you wanted me to return your affection
But in all honesty, I didn't get the connection.
And what you think about my posts, who cares? I knew it.
Hearing INFP views? I'd sooner laugh at Jon Stewart.
c'mon - how screwed up is you? Im glad I inspire you, but n00b,
You're a total boob, go smoke a doob, cause not much rhymes with n00b.
I'm just scared that you want to abuse me
Unrelated of course I saw some news that confused me
Some crazy dude with a laptop jumped off the Dupont
He was on a forum, writing up a response.
And in the reply they found a name, but they didn't know who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was.... it was....no I've lost it, I've completely forgotten it now, something menial like Phil or Dustan.
Oh well, all the best.
Hugs and kisses,
BlueWing.
 

Haight

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Thanks for making me waste my time, Red team. Ya bunch of freak'n donkey's.

Anyway. . . Let the voting and commentary begin without the bloods.
 

The Ü™

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I'm afraid to watch those videos.
 

Eye-In-TiPi

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Note to self: never start a "We've already won" thread until we've at least already submitted an entry. I'd still like to see what the red team put together, though. We can comment on it even if we can't vote for it.
 

scantilyclad

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Blue took this one.
Purely Awesome.
 

Tallulah

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Thanks for making me waste my time, Red team. Ya bunch of freak'n donkey's.

Anyway. . . Let the voting and commentary begin without the bloods.

They didn't have one?

I guess we'll need a poll, then.

Blue's rap kicks all KINDS of bootay. Brilliant and hilarious lyrics and NPG is a Master MC!

Great work by all!
 

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Note to self: never start a "We've already won" thread until we've at least already submitted an entry. I'd still like to see what the red team put together, though. We can comment on it even if we can't vote for it.

I dunno, I'm tempted to vote for blue. Grossly inaccurate, though it might be, it's still the only rap that mentions me.

Although I also feel I should still show loyalty to black.

Decisions, decisions...
 

Eye-In-TiPi

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I dunno, I'm tempted to vote for blue. Grossly inaccurate, though it might be, it's still the only rap that mentions me.

You didn't hear me mumbling your name? It's in there. Several times. Listen to it again. If you don't hear it, vote for green and repeat.
 

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I voted for Blue Team, but wow! They were all so clever! :) Good job, everyone!
 

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Loyalty is crap.

Vote for the selection you think is the best.
 
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failsa1.jpg
 

Martoon

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Just now dug up the "Stan" YouTube by Eminem (sorry, don't follow rap, so I hadn't heard it before). Green's entry was good before, but it's now 4 kinds of awesome now that I see the parody. Maybe even 5 kinds.
 
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