I've spent a lot of time around 5s lately, and would like to share some of these archetypal quotes.
From my 5w4 friend,
"Learning is orgasmic."
"I believe nothing without reason."
(to a 10-year-old) "What evidence do you have to believe in purgatory?"
"(long, confusing explanations of 4th dimensional physics, and then string theory)"
"Everyone who shops at Hollister is stupid. They may have problems just like you and me...but they're still dumb."
Anyone else have hilariously 5-ish words of wisdom?