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    I've spent a lot of time around 5s lately, and would like to share some of these archetypal quotes.
    From my 5w4 friend,
    "Learning is orgasmic."
    "I believe nothing without reason."
    (to a 10-year-old) "What evidence do you have to believe in purgatory?"
    "(long, confusing explanations of 4th dimensional physics, and then string theory)"
    "Everyone who shops at Hollister is stupid. They may have problems just like you and me...but they're still dumb."

    Anyone else have hilariously 5-ish words of wisdom?
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    Those 5's, let me tell ya.
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    My NF-dom cancels out anything remotely amusing my 5ness may presdispose me to saying.
    Everyone knows women & NF's can't be funny.
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    "I don't know if she'll like me man...too many uncommented globals :S" said in the classic dry e5 voice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by minutegovt View Post
    "I don't know if she'll like me man...too many uncommented globals :S" said in the classic dry e5 voice.
    HA.

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    on breaking up:

    "Sorry it didn't work out for you"
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    Quote Originally Posted by wistfulwillow View Post
    I've spent a lot of time around 5s lately, and would like to share some of these archetypal quotes.
    From my 5w4 friend,
    "Learning is orgasmic."
    "I believe nothing without reason."
    (to a 10-year-old) "What evidence do you have to believe in purgatory?"
    "(long, confusing explanations of 4th dimensional physics, and then string theory)"
    "Everyone who shops at Hollister is stupid. They may have problems just like you and me...but they're still dumb."

    Anyone else have hilariously 5-ish words of wisdom?
    That doesn't sound like me, and I'm a 5. And I wouldn't have started a thread with a title like this. Knowing me, it would have been something like "Enneatype 5 Quote Of The Day."

    The only really strange quote that I can think of: (Talking to his 7 year old son) "But son, that's not logical."

    (Really? A 7-year-old isn't being logical? Imagine that.)

    I guess I don't hang around enough 5s to gather more quotes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wistfulwillow View Post
    I've spent a lot of time around 5s lately, and would like to share some of these archetypal quotes.
    From my 5w4 friend,
    "Learning is orgasmic."
    "I believe nothing without reason."
    (to a 10-year-old) "What evidence do you have to believe in purgatory?"
    "(long, confusing explanations of 4th dimensional physics, and then string theory)"
    "Everyone who shops at Hollister is stupid. They may have problems just like you and me...but they're still dumb."

    Anyone else have hilariously 5-ish words of wisdom?
    Now that I think about it, these quotes sound like 6ish skepticism. 5s aren't so confrontational/reactionary (?)
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    My friend's 18 year brother showed us a picture of a girl he thinks is really hot and this reaction followed:

    Him: aw man she's so fine. I would desteoy her. Oh man.
    Me (5): just for clarification this a sexual type of destruction, correct?

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