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    "Why would I need, or even want, to leave my house if I have internet and food?"

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    When someone says, "I love you", my automatic response tends be, "cool, thanks...", mostly joking of course.

    Me: I am going to listen.
    INFP: Is it your emo music?
    INFJ: I am surprised. You have emotions?
    Me: uhh... yes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haven View Post
    on breaking up:

    "Sorry it didn't work out for you"


    funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by nortia View Post
    "Why would I need, or even want, to leave my house if I have internet and food?"
    ~ g e t f e s t i v e ! ~


    EJCC: "The Big Questions in my life right now: 1) What am I willing to live with? 2) What do I have to live with? 3) What can I change for the better?"
    Coriolis: "Is that the ESTJ Serenity Prayer?"



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    want to ask me something? go for it!

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    *explains opinio/idea about a part of math*
    Teacher: I dont get what you mean..
    Me: oh leave it *whisper: notgoing to take the drive to explain every single thing to a TEACHER*
    class:
    That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet~~ Shakespeare W.
    Pi is the number of my life, forever and ending.
    Reading is like meeting a new world, or even better: the world that is supposed to be.

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    *explains opinio/idea about a part of math*
    Teacher: I dont get what you mean..
    Me: oh leave it *whisper: notgoing to take the drive to explain every single thing to a TEACHER*
    class:
    This!

    Class is like this:


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    Had this conversation with my grandmother today about my cousin having twin daughters. She's most likely an ESFJ 2w3 so/sp.

    Grannie: Have you seen the twins?
    Me: No
    Grannie: No??!! You didn't get invited? ??!!
    Me: They're just children.
    Grannie: But you don't want to see them???!!
    Me: There's no hurry. They will still be there.

    The fact that I don't care much does not compute.

    Also on a side note, but this is a good example of what shit 2s say when they fail to filter their mouth:
    Grandmother: You should get rid of your cats so you can see me more often. Thank you grandma for clearly not giving two shits about the two things I arguably care the most about in the world.

    I was waiting for the day you and I would meet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wistfulwillow View Post
    "I believe nothing without reason."
    Good one. In my case, change that to "I do nothing without reason."
    Thinking must serve the thinker.

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    @The Great One I have often said that I'm a realist, not a pessimist or an optimist. I wonder if a 5w6 is more likely to say that.

    Another one (jokingly): I'm not a racist/sexist/whatever, I hate everyone equally.

    Another one I stole from my 8 dad: Go tell your troubles to a twinkie. (this one to be usually used for excessive whining)

    A conversation I had with my own grandmother recently (also ESFJ, Enneagram superego type of some kind):

    Grandma: Your mom should have done [insert some irrelevant past tense financial advice]!
    Me: Grandma, I'm not interested in the "shoulds". That's like crying over spilt milk. I'm only interested in the present.
    Grandma (a little stunned): Yes, you're right.
    (I'm actually surprised that she agreed with me.)

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    @madhatter I always prefer realist over pessimist too. I said this a lot when I was younger.

    I was waiting for the day you and I would meet.

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