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    Boring

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    Perhaps this...

    A: Just ejaculated two hours' worth of Brenda knowledge [named after an acquaintance who is known for memorizing rather than understanding things] into an exam.
    B: And out comes a retarded stillbirth.
    A: Well, that was in poor taste.

    Unfortunately, B had forgotten that Brenda had a miscarriage a few weeks ago.

    B: I had completely forgotten that. A very unfortunate coincidence.

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    "I'm not negative, I'm just a realist".

    -My INTJ 5w6 little brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haven View Post
    Now that I think about it, these quotes sound like 6ish skepticism. 5s aren't so confrontational/reactionary (?)
    I suppose so. He's very droll about it though, not confrontational so much as vaguely curious while he delivers lines such as these. I'm almost certain he's a 5w4.
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    I'm a type 5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Perhaps this...

    A: Just ejaculated two hours' worth of Brenda knowledge [named after an acquaintance who is known for memorizing rather than understanding things] into an exam.
    B: And out comes a retarded stillbirth.
    A: Well, that was in poor taste.

    Unfortunately, B had forgotten that Brenda had a miscarriage a few weeks ago.

    B: I had completely forgotten that. A very unfortunate coincidence.
    By any chance, is B you?

    5w6 INTJ former classmate:

    Me: So, what are you planning to do after college? Which are your goals?
    Him: "Dude, my goal is world domination. The other ''goals'' are just means.''

    Me: So, you don't really like soccer, but still watch it?
    Him: Yes. I like to have good arguments when I discuss soccer with our colleagues.

    (I saw him having a political discussion on facebook with a guy that had been our teacher in college. This teacher has some strong communist views that my ex-classmate despises. Former classmate was taking it way too seriously though. So I tried to understand what seemed to be a pretty foolish thing to do.)
    Me: Why are you still debating with him? He's never gonna change his mind about his political views. He can't be saved anymore.
    Him: I know. I'm not doing it for him - I want his followers to realize that their stance is dumb. And the best way to disband a herd is by destroying the leader.

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    INTJs say the most amusing things.

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    "I keep assuming that people know as much as I do, but they don't."

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    I also like to announce TGIF randomly.

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