stolen from Personality Cafe
Introduce yourself as your past MISTYPE!!!
We've ALL been there.
We've ALL mistyped ourselves in the past.
We've ALL relied on stereotyped information to get us through the enneagram before we developed a deeper understanding.
Here is the chance to mock yourself.
without further adieu, I will start
"Greetings! I am an 8w9: heroic defender of the weak and champion of the oppressed peoples of the earth. I cherish my independence and will kick your ass if you try to tell me what to do. Supposedly "credible" descriptions say that 8s are supposed to be lustful and sadistic, but that's all bullshit. and besides, I have a 9 wing which softens me up and am integrated, so I only possess the good traits of 8 "
"I'm a 3w4 because I'm classy, professional, icy and have an elegant sense of fashion. I'm also very ambitious, narcissistic (because people usually say 3s are narcissistic) and everyone on Typology Central told me I must be, so I guess they're right. yeah, I'm fairly lazy and fuckin oblivious to my reputation, but that's just because I have a strong line to 9.
oh, and the most important part: I have a personality and stand out, therefore I MUST be putting on an image to impress people, because that's the only reason anyone would ever have to have a personality or do anything dramatic"