[Important: Read in a cheerful infomercial voice] Hi! I'm a closet narcissistic asshole of an INFJ 5w4 who manipulates everyone around me when I am afraid to take a stand for fear of being wrong! Oh, I also love to passively boast about all of my weaknesses to make me seem special and like I had a hard challenging life, when in reality I am just a lazy waste of a SOB! I'm also an indigo child of the new age, who reads tarot cards in my own unique way. I am above studying how to do it. I am special and my life is guided by god. I am on a divine plan and destinty that I will get to no matter what and it's impossible for me to fall off the path. I came up with my spiritual beliefs, because that is the most intelligent correct thing to do. But only the truly brillant can actually do that. See what I am implying there? I think christans are stupid, but am highly spiritual and my beliefs are exempt from all logic, because it works for me and that is good enough. Goodness gracious! The cognitive dissonance is so palpable that the wall paper is peeling! Oh! And I love to show off how smart I am by looking for opertunities to highlight it even if it isn't relevant. I'm also hopelessly depressed, and no one can help me! I am permenantly miserable, and go from happy to sad at the slightest sign of resistance. But that won't stop me from begging for advice and support that I'll NEVER listen to because I don't want to actually work or solve my problems because that's too hard and scary. Isn't that just delightful? It sure is!
God I do not miss old me.