Why your enneatype is the best

[InTheFlesh]

Psh, you could never be as deep or sensitive as 4's!

This post means nothing to people who aren't fours, as we obviously never could be sensitive enough to feel jealousy.

 

[Asterion]

What happens when one 4 decides that's it's deeper and more individualistic than another 4???

KABOOM! *candy rains from the skies*

4s eliminated each other, and 9s retook their position of power.

 

[Amargith]

Not true, we acknowledge that we're all speeeeshul little snowflakes!!!

It just so happens though that you have to be a 4 to be a snowflake

Be mesmerized by our intricate complexity and individuality already, you know you wanna

 

[Asterion]

Not true, we acknowledge that we're all speeeeshul little snowflakes!!!

It just so happens though that you have to be a 4 to be a snowflake

Be mesmerized by our intricate complexity and individuality already, you know you wanna

hmmm... so then the 4s all took a rocket to the moon in order to truly indulge in complexity and lived happily ever - KABOOM! *moon cheese rains from the sky*

 

[InTheFlesh]

Not true, we acknowledge that we're all speeeeshul little snowflakes!!!

It just so happens though that you have to be a 4 to be a snowflake

Be mesmerized by our intricate complexity and individuality already, you know you wanna

It's more fun not to melt. 9s get to experience everything, we are the atmosphere within which all weather is possible.

hmmm... so then the 4s all took a rocket to the moon in order to truly indulge in complexity and lived happily ever - KABOOM! *moon cheese rains from the sky*

Hey, fours don't always have a rain cloud over their heads.
Sometimes they get thundershowers to vent their anger.

 

[Asterion]

It's more fun not to melt. 9s get to experience everything, we are the atmosphere within which all weather is possible.

Hey, fours don't always have a rain cloud over their heads.
Sometimes they get thundershowers to vent their anger.

That comes later in the story, where mooncheese becomes asteriods the size of the Atlantic ocean, obliterating everyone but jesus, who was hiding under a rock at the time.

 

[Amargith]

It's more fun not to melt. 9s get to experience everything, we are the atmosphere within which all weather is possible.

Hey, fours don't always have a rain cloud over their heads.
Sometimes they get thundershowers to vent their anger.

That's right, b*tches! *goes into lightning mode* Who's first?

Also, 9's let us do the dirty work as they're too afraid to go near those damned thunderstorms. Someone's gotto make the thunderstorms not feel left out!!!!

 

[wolfy]

9w8 sp/sx for the win. Why? Balanced strength. That's what I reckon, anyway.

 

[Asterion]

That's right, b*tches! *goes into lightning mode* Who's first?

Also, 9's let us do the dirty work as they're too afraid to go near those damned thunderstorms. Someone's gotto make the thunderstorms not feel left out!!!!

That's probably how you exploded in the first place. Never work with children, animals or lightning

9w8 sp/sx for the win. Why? Balanced strength. That's what I reckon, anyway.

wait, so you're abandoning the rest of us?

 

[Elfboy]

why are 1w9s the best?

...nuff said

 

[the state i am in]

5w4, because god, the dream in which the whole of the universe is thought, could only be housed in a 5w4 mind (and without the expansiveness of that mind, the whole of the universe would contract and ultimately disappear as you'd all go jumping around and shouting like apes to your very demise)

 

[Kasper]

Stop making the 4s cry people, it's not nice and it's not a challenge, make the 8s cry instead.

 

[InTheFlesh]

why are 1w9s the best?

...nuff said

This guy reminds me of Stalin

 

[InTheFlesh]

why are 1w9s the best?

...nuff said

This guy reminds me of Stalin

Stop making the 4s cry people, it's not nice and it's not a challenge, make the 8s cry instead.

No matter how physically threatening you are, you'll never be intimidating or influential because of it. In reality it just makes you look like a hateful bitch.

5w4, because god, the dream in which the whole of the universe is thought, could only be housed in a 5w4 mind (and without the expansiveness of that mind, the whole of the universe would contract and ultimately disappear as you'd all go jumping around and shouting like apes to your very demise)

5s almost never disappoint me. I've been close to two of them in my life, both acted as a catalyst in my own adoption of a more solid view of the world.

 

[Kasper]

No matter how physically threatening you are, you'll never be intimidating or influential because of it. In reality it just makes you look like a hateful bitch.

 

[Amargith]

@Kasper *whispers* I think he's assuming you're an 8...

That's probably how you exploded in the first place. Never work with children, animals or lightning

The bolded one I take offense to! Animals me!!! And I them. At least they don't make me thunderstorm their ass :steam:

Kids you can keep though

 

[Kasper]

@Kasper *whispers* I think he's assuming you're an 8...

That's what I was hoping, cause otherwise it was just mean!

 

[Thalassa]

Sixes are ...the SJs of the enneagram. We win by sheer numbers of us.

SIXES ARE EVERYWHERE YOU CANNOT ESCAPE.

 

[Asterion]

Sixes are ...the SJs of the enneagram. We win by sheer numbers of us.

SIXES ARE EVERYWHERE YOU CANNOT ESCAPE.

9s are just as common (I hear they're more common), maybe if we teamed up, it would make 50% of the population, no one type could win against that

 

[Amargith]

Wait, where are the stats on which type is more common than which?