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12-17-2007, 01:04 AM
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MBTI types and (relatively) absurd circumstances.
Being an INTP, I love things that are absurd. So, I decided to start a relatively absurd thread about something rather absurd itself:
There was a "conventional" list of types and likely awards or, something along those lines, such as "type most likely to succeed," "most annoying type," "funniest type," etc. Well, here is an absurd version. Feel free to add some of your own. However, despite this being a relatively absurd thread, I would appreciate that you actually consider which type would be most likely to fall into each of the circumstances, rather than just writing a random type for the heck of it: Type most likely to change identity and flee to Albania in order to avoid taxes: Type most likely to work for Con Edison: Type most likely to die by chocking on a banana: Type most likely to be cast as a camel's arse in a Christmas pageant: Type most likely to be caught wielding a fake light-saber on camera: Type most likely to be a delivery man for a Turkish restaurant: Type most likely to kidnap a pregnant woman from a hospital: Type most likely to get lost in their own house: Type most likely to be the sole survivor of a devastating explosion: Type most likely to be run-over by a parked car: Type most likely to attempt to hunt a vampire: Type most likely to be hunted for allegedly being a vampire: Type most likely to be abducted by extraterrestrials: Which type... Enjoys eating cheese the most? Smells the best? Listens to music that everyone else hates? Has the strangest laugh? Still lives with his/her mother? Is able to eat egg-rolls in fastest time? Is most likely to participate in "Bog snorkelling? Enjoys participating in nude yoga most? Will probably end up in the hospital for blood loss due to a paper cut from opening a Christmas card? Please try to answer these as best you can. Come up with some of your own.
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12-17-2007, 07:24 AM
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The elder Holmes
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12-17-2007, 07:55 AM
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My termites win
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Type most likely to change identity and flee to Albania in order to avoid taxes: INTJ
Type most likely to work for Con Edison: ESTJ Type most likely to die by chocking on a banana: ENTP Type most likely to be cast as a camel's arse in a Christmas pageant: INTP Type most likely to be caught wielding a fake light-saber on camera: INTP Type most likely to be a delivery man for a Turkish restaurant: ISTJ Type most likely to kidnap a pregnant woman from a hospital:ESTP Type most likely to get lost in their own house: INTP Type most likely to be the sole survivor of a devastating explosion: ISTP Type most likely to be run-over by a parked car: INTP Type most likely to attempt to hunt a vampire:INTJ Type most likely to be hunted for allegedly being a vampire:INTJ Type most likely to be abducted by extraterrestrials:INTP Which type... Enjoys eating cheese the most? ISFP Smells the best? ISFP Listens to music that everyone else hates? ISFP Has the strangest laugh? ENFP Still lives with his/her mother? INTP Is able to eat egg-rolls in fastest time? ISTP Is most likely to participate in "Bog snorkelling? ENTP Enjoys participating in nude yoga most? ESFP Will probably end up in the hospital for blood loss due to a paper cut from opening a Christmas card? INTJ Weird list. I have little to no reason for what I put down. Just put down the type that pooped into my head.
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12-17-2007, 08:42 AM
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Type most likely to change identity and flee to Albania in order to avoid taxes: ENTJ
Type most likely to work for Con Edison: ISTJ Type most likely to die by chocking on a banana: ENFP Type most likely to be cast as a camel's arse in a Christmas pageant: ISTP Type most likely to be caught wielding a fake light-saber on camera: ENTP Type most likely to be a delivery man for a Turkish restaurant: ISFJ Type most likely to kidnap a pregnant woman from a hospital: ISTJ Type most likely to get lost in their own house: ENFP Type most likely to be the sole survivor of a devastating explosion: ESTP Type most likely to be run-over by a parked car: ENFP Type most likely to attempt to hunt a vampire: ESTJ Type most likely to be hunted for allegedly being a vampire: INFJ Type most likely to be abducted by extraterrestrials: ISTP Which type... Enjoys eating cheese the most? ISFP Smells the best? ESFJ Listens to music that everyone else hates? ISTP Has the strangest laugh? ENFP Still lives with his/her mother? INTP Is able to eat egg-rolls in fastest time? ESTJ Is most likely to participate in "Bog snorkelling? ISTP Enjoys participating in nude yoga most? ESFP Will probably end up in the hospital for blood loss due to a paper cut from opening a Christmas card? ENFP Quote:
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12-17-2007, 08:46 AM
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My termites win
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12-17-2007, 03:27 PM
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