Life Without...

[RansomedbyFire]

Okay, I just came up with this diea. This thread will be kinda like my ISTJ appreciation thread, only it will cover all types, and can include positive or negative as well as neutral and possibly humorous statements of varying literal accuracy, all beginning with "Without [the type of your choice]..."

Okay, I'll start...

(Based on the comments about ISTJs in the first part of my blog)

Without ISTJs, nutrition facts would probably not even exist on food packages.

[Rajah]

Originally Posted by RansomedbyFire

Okay, I just came up with this diea. This thread will be kinda like my ISTJ appreciation thread, only it will cover all types, and can include positive or negative as well as neutral and possibly humorous statements of varying literal accuracy, all beginning with "Without [the type of your choice]..."

[Athenian200]

Without INTP's, we would be missing several philosophies, and possibly not have Democracy.

Without ExTJ's, we would have difficulty finding people capable of managing larger corporations.

[Jennifer]

Without ESFPs, gambling casinos would lose money.
Without ESTPs, extreme sports would just be cases of unassisted suicide.
Without INTPs, Star Trek and its many franchises would have faded into oblivion.
Without ISFJs, Precious Moments would have remained Unexpressed Imaginations.
Without ESFJs, Martha Stewart would have been scrubbing floors.
Without ESTJs, no one would know what an organizational flowchart was.
Without ISFPs, we would not know the true meaning of "take your time."
Without ISTJs, the spreadsheet would have never been invented.
Without INTJs, Economica would have been forced to be an ESTJ.
Without INFPs, Kermit the frog would never have sang "Rainbow Connection."
Without ISTPs, Halo 3 and real-life paintball games would never become a national frenzy.
Without ENTJs, France would never have experienced any sort of success on the "land war" front.
Without ENTPs, mad scientists would have never become an archetype and fireworks would not have reached the level of technology and precision they have reached today.
Without INFJs, the mystical self-help industries would have flopped and crystals would just be things that broke when you dropped them on the floor.
Without ENFJs, the ethics of humanity would have veered off course back into primordial sludge and union/management labor talks would have gotten even dirtier.
Without ENFPs.... well, life would be far less interesting.

[Zergling]

Without ESTJ's, we'd be missing 1/8 of the population or so.

[RansomedbyFire]

Originally posted by Jennifer
Without ISTJs, the spreadsheet would have never been invented.

Way to make me regret my existence.

[Uberfuhrer]

Without ESTJs, we wouldn't be overseen by an uptight manager.
Without ISTJs, no one would count our well-earned money.
Without ESFJs, we wouldn't be smothered or overprotected.
Without ISFJs, we wouldn't have anyone to take advantage of.

Without ESTPs, we wouldn't have salespeople to rip us off.
Without ISTPs, we wouldn't have cold-blooded assassins.
Without ESFPs, we wouldn't have hookers to aid the sexually inexperienced.
Without ISFPs, we wouldn't have sophisticated snobs appreciating the "finer" things in life.

Without ENTJs, world domination wouldn't be practicable.
Without INTJs, world domination wouldn't be imaginable.
Without ENTPs, our electronic appliances would not exist.
Without INTPs, we wouldn't have boring college professors.

Without ENFJs, religious fanatics would not exist.
Without INFJs, religion would not exist.
Without ENFPs, MySpace would not have posers pretending to be bisexual vampires.
Without INFPs, our intimate thoughts wouldn't be poisoned by sleazy romance novels.

[RansomedbyFire]

Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer

Without ISTJs, no one would count our well-earned money.

Wow. I feel so <sarcasm>important</sarcasm>.

[Jennifer]

Originally Posted by RansomedbyFire

Way to make me regret my existence.

It's all right, dear -- I'm not holding it against you. (I like spreadsheets!)

I could change it to, "The Nutritional Side Panel on foodstuffs would not have been invented."

[RansomedbyFire]

Originally Posted by Jennifer

It's all right, dear -- I'm not holding it against you. (I like spreadsheets!)

I could change it to, "The Nutritional Side Panel on foodstuffs would not have been invented."

Nah. It's ok. I was kinda joking. I can't remember my study of spreadsheets all that well now (which is not good 'cause I hear I'll be using them all the time in Finance). But anyways, seems like, once I actually got the hang of them, it was pretty cool to see what all I could do.