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Old 04-24-2007, 04:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Contrive a healthcare industry acronym for "CFI"

I'm a developer at a studio that produces serious games. We're working on a game to train certified nursing assistants working in a long-term care facility (i.e., nursing home). And no, there's nothing quite as rewarding as writing a collision avoidance pathfinding algorithm for an entity pushing an old person in a wheelchair.

Anyway, we want to call our fictional facility "CFI Care", but we need to contrive "CFI" as an acronym for something. And I thought, Hey, what better place to collect satirical acronyms than a cesspool of relentlessly cynical INTPs?

But then my altruistic shadow function kicked in (despite my best attempts to suppress it). I thought, Y'know, that site is already blessed with an abundance of caustic cynicism. I need to spread the joy to those less fortunate (i.e., you sappy lot), and cultivate more of that precious cynicism here.

Have at it.
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Chafing, farts, and insomnia
My favorite thus far. Although I might swap "insomnia" for "incontinence".

[edit]D'oh! I swear I posted that before seeing your last post[/edit]
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Confinement For Incapacity.
Not bad.
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It's not that kind of facility. Oh, wait, you were referring to the staff...
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It's not that kind of facility. Oh, wait, you were referring to the staff...
Or you'd have to be CFI to check yourself or a loved one into it.
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