How that story should've gone: "World of Warcraft distoring the line between reality and fiction within our children?"
"A little girl died earlier this week after being trampled to death at the hands of a large moose, all while her brother, a local menace and avid World of Warcraft fan, tried to mimic moves used in the game but to no avail. A local surveillance camera just so happened to pick up footage of this gruesome event. Keep in mind, this footage is graphic."
Brother talking to sister: "Hey, tank this mob for me while I try to use tame pet on it"
Sister: "What? Are you crazy? What are you do--"
*Pushes her directly into the moose, which in response charges her and knocks her to the ground*
Brother: "Christ, you're squishy. Are you not prot specced? Are you in DPS gear or something!??!"
*At this point the girl lies underneath the moose which is now trampling her repeatedly and bashing her with its antlers*
Brother: "You're really bad. Fuck it, just die and I'll battle res you."
Brother: "Gah, lol, no reagents."
Brother: "Whatever, it's a wipe."
Brother: "Can't even kill a non-elite moose, this group sucks."
Brother has left the party.