What you're about to see here will shock you.
That's right, Bratz: The Movie.
Those ridiculous dolls with Down syndrome got a live action adaptation before Barbie!
And I had a cast list semi-planned out for a Barbie movie:
- Jessica Simpson as traditional Barbie.
- Beyonce or Halle Berry as black Barbie.
- Christina Ricci as Goth Barbie.
- Britney Spears as skinhead Barbie.
- Devon Aoki as Asian Barbie (she was also the chick in 2 Fast 2 Furious with the pretty pink car and also my favorite character in Sin City).
- And, of course, Paris Hilton as Jailbird Barbie.
What a shame. I guess I'll have to once again pick up the pieces of my shattered life.