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    Cool Humorously Misheard Lyrics

    We've all done it. Now we'll all laugh about it.

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    Airplanes - B.O.B.

    What He Said: "And back when I was rapping for the hell of it...

    What I heard: "...I was rapping for the elephant..."

    In my mind there burst an image of a elephant who LOVED rap music. All young and aspiring rappers would come an sing to him; and he would sway back and forth to their rhythmic cadence with closed eyes, thinking he had the best job in the world.
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    Damn it! I do this all the time. Some I've misheard for a couple of decades. However I can't think of any off the top of my head. I'll be back.
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    Manfred Mann'sEarth Band: Blinded by the light...



    What they are:
    Blinded by the light revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night...

    What I heard: Blinded by the light, wrapped up in a douche; another ronin in the night...
    and
    What they are: And little early-pearly Came by in his curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride

    *sigh* what I heard....*sigh*: And little early birdy, gave my anus curly wurly, And asked me if I needed a ride...

    So yeah,there was that one....
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    I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me...


    I've never been nice my whole life, but I'll do my best... to be sweet...

    A Gentleman is simply a patient Wolf...

    On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man; in a dusty black coat with a red right hand...
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    English is not my native language, you people don't have any idea what is like to misheard lyrics lol
    "If the truth shall kill them, let them die"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gentleman Jack View Post
    Manfred Mann'sEarth Band: Blinded by the light...



    What they are:
    Blinded by the light revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night...

    What I heard: Blinded by the light, wrapped up in a douche; another ronin in the night...
    and
    What they are: And little early-pearly Came by in his curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride

    *sigh* what I heard....*sigh*: And little early birdy, gave my anus curly wurly, And asked me if I needed a ride...

    So yeah,there was that one....
    Ha ha! I've always thought it was wrapped up like a douche too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shpotva View Post
    English is not my native language, you people don't have any idea what is like to misheard lyrics lol
    Any stories?
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    Arpeggio of Blue Steel opening lyrics:
    To get laid I eat my neighbor
    Good God if it's a guy will not keep commenting
    Both run into my woman said stalk everyone, stalk everyone

    Smack that kid whoa whoa
    Who'd wanna touch a guy when he's had too much ale
    Don't leave on us too many nigga brawling online, brawling online
    Have shit with us your big diamond
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    Put your dick in us arpeggio

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    for the longest i thought the chorus to "radioactive" was "ready to rock you" and performed that in front of people
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    The Things We Do For Love - 10cc:

    What was sung:
    "Like walking in the rain and the snow
    When there's nowhere to go
    And you're feelin' like a part of you is dying
    And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
    You think you're gonna break up
    Then she says she wants to make up"

    What I heard: "And you're looking for the answer in the rice."

    I imagined him drowning his sorrow in Chinese food. Stirring it round and round, thinking, "So this is how it ends?"

    Something I would do actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hermit Of The Forest View Post
    Any stories?
    Quite a few, but the better one is a Brazilian song from a band who doesn't speak English. They quoted part of "Rappers Delight"

    "I said a hip hop
    Hippie to the hippie
    The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it out
    Bubba to the bang bang boogie, boobie to the boogie
    To the rhythm of the boogie the beat"

    And made a song called "Ragatanga", this part of Rappers Delight is quoted like this:
    "
    Aserehe ra de re
    De hebe tu de hebere seibiunouba mahabi
    An de bugui an de buididipi

    Aserehe ra de re
    De hebe tu de hebere seibiunouba mahabi
    An de bugui an de buididipi"

    I really advise you to listen to this song, they really think they are singing that part of Rappers Delight:
    "If the truth shall kill them, let them die"

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