EJCC
The Devil of TypoC
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Stolen from Facebook.
Some of my favorite films, summarized badly by me, with spoilers:
A restauranteur with a gambling addiction asks his redneck trucker friend to help him rescue his fiancee from a banker who is also a wizard with an eye color fetish.
A bunch of people tell the same joke over and over again.
Hey guess what, a pirate is here to kill you -- no wait, it's your old farmhand and he's here to rescue you -- and he likes you for some reason? Even though you were always mean to him?
Toxic masculinity makes a man with Dissociative Identity Disorder start a political movement, beat the shit out of people, shoot himself in the face, and listen to The Pixies.
A trilogy:
1. Indiana Jones and the Patriotic 'Roid Rage
2. The Captain Bourne Supremacy
3. Super-Frenemies
Some of my favorite films, summarized badly by me, with spoilers:
A restauranteur with a gambling addiction asks his redneck trucker friend to help him rescue his fiancee from a banker who is also a wizard with an eye color fetish.
Big Trouble in Little China
A bunch of people tell the same joke over and over again.
The Aristocrats
Hey guess what, a pirate is here to kill you -- no wait, it's your old farmhand and he's here to rescue you -- and he likes you for some reason? Even though you were always mean to him?
The Princess Bride
Toxic masculinity makes a man with Dissociative Identity Disorder start a political movement, beat the shit out of people, shoot himself in the face, and listen to The Pixies.
Fight Club
A trilogy:
1. Indiana Jones and the Patriotic 'Roid Rage
2. The Captain Bourne Supremacy
3. Super-Frenemies
1. Captain America: The First Avenger
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
3. Captain America: Civil War
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
3. Captain America: Civil War