I'm sorry, I just can't take this as serious poetry. None of the lines started with "T'is".
Ok, you got me. What obviously was masked as a serious work of poetry (that certainly wasn't created right then and there) was in fact a joke! A jeuvanile mockery of the great art of poetry! A stain in the proverbial fabric of the arts! A missed spot of sunscreen on the proverbial back of human expression!