What if I called you cuddle muffin cutesie sweetie pie lovey cubbie huggy bear cute-stuff McGee? Would you be pissed off then? Could you handle such intense cheesiness?
Just don't pinch the cheeks, grandma
the ass is fine though
i was stricken of that fright when i dated a girl who asked if she could feel on it
and constantly made wise cracks(no bad pun intended) about my rump roast
I listen to the following aria when I'm in a dark mood and it is simply cathartic.
Stride La Vampa from Verdi's Il Trovatore. Azucena, a gypsy, bitterly describes her mother's death to a band of fellow gypsies. Her mother was burned on the stake for being a witch while the ones who convicted her (falsely) laughed and enjoyed themselves.