I think Hollywood is done. I think it will no longer be possible to make a movie more perfect than this looks to be. It is miraculous that cinema somehow managed to withstand the sheer power of both Nicholas Cage and Hayden Christensen on the same screen. Can Nicholas Cage's "White Ghost" save China? Will I ever accept Christensen and Cage as Americans (or Canadians again), given their sheer skill at convincing me that they are medieval Englishmen? Will Hayden Christensen be able to reconcile with his tortured past? How can Hollywood justify its existence after the attainment of perfection? I will tolerate no man, nor woman, who dares question my prognostications of cinematic quality.