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    Default Cinema is now over: Outcast

    I think Hollywood is done. I think it will no longer be possible to make a movie more perfect than this looks to be. It is miraculous that cinema somehow managed to withstand the sheer power of both Nicholas Cage and Hayden Christensen on the same screen. Can Nicholas Cage's "White Ghost" save China? Will I ever accept Christensen and Cage as Americans (or Canadians again), given their sheer skill at convincing me that they are medieval Englishmen? Will Hayden Christensen be able to reconcile with his tortured past? How can Hollywood justify its existence after the attainment of perfection? I will tolerate no man, nor woman, who dares question my prognostications of cinematic quality.





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    I can't catch my breath, this is brilliant!
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    Words escape me.

    I can only hope it's half as good as 47 Ronin. Keanu Reeves vs Hayden Christensen... who will be the victor?

    EDIT: WAIT, IT'S IN 3D??
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    Is this another white savoir film?

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    I can't tell if everyone in here is being sarcastic. II'll assume so.

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    I like looking at Hayden Christensen. I don't mind if there's a film wrapped around him.

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    Someone explain the mohawk to me, lol.

    Looks pretty bad, but probably won't be bad enough for rifftrax.
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    I have a strict NO TRAILERS rule, but the OP description sounds promising, so perhaps I'll take a trip to the movies sometime soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    I have a strict NO TRAILERS rule, but the OP description sounds promising, so perhaps I'll take a trip to the movies sometime soon.
    I recommend being heavily medicated, to ensure the richest maximum viewing experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    I recommend being heavily medicated, to ensure the richest maximum viewing experience.
    Oh, I prefer to view films in their highest state of purity.. but.. we'll see. Good call.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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