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    If you're looking for entertainment, do not watch this dud starring Michael J Fox. There is no plot to speak of. Somebody just made a movie in which Michael J Fox happens to be a werewolf. And there's some kind of message about "being yourself" and not being a "wolf"... which doesn't make sense. IF you happen to be a werewolf, shouldn't being yourself mean being a werewolf? He's not even transformed into a wolf (and the makeup here just looks like someone with Vulcan ears and hirsutism) for the past half hour. And how did being a werewolf make him good at basketball? And in what high school are all the cool kids doing theater (not even the only movie I've seen with that, either). It does have Pee Wee Herman's nemesis in it, though.

    I wanted a good bad movie, but this movie was just bad. They didn't do enough with the concept for it to be entertaining on the trainwreck level of, say, a Uwe Boll movie. I'd rather watch Dolph Lundgreden in "In the Name of the King 2", or "I guess Uwe Boll has seen Game of Thrones now, too."

    So I know there's a lot of buzz and hype about this movie right now, but I recommend you avoid the Teen Wolf bandwagon and watch something else, instead.
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    You're watching it wrong.

    You must first be a teenage girl, then travel to the 80s (Michael has other movies that can help with this), then crush on MJF. Don't worry about that last one, it'll automatically happen after the first two are accomplished.
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    Quote Originally Posted by digesthisickness View Post
    You're watching it wrong.

    You must first be a teenage girl, then travel to the 80s (Michael has other movies that can help with this), then crush on MJF.
    There's a problem with this, and that's that his first name isn't even Corey.
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    There's even an MTV series now based on the 80's-cult classic!

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    Damn it, I already rented the VHS I guess I'll skip it and watch 'Howard the Duck' instead.

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    this is an awesome bad movie. crispin glover is an awesomely bad actor in it.



    or this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    There's even an MTV series now based on the 80's-cult classic!
    It isn't much better.

    That is to say, it still caters the same demographic.
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