Let's write a rhyme with, like, everyone

[Comeback Girl]

I wanted to write a song, but there were three problems with that idea. The first was that I'm bad at writing songs, the second was that I'm bad at rhyming and the third was that if I write a song right now it would be about stupid people and why they can all fuck themselves. So I thought it would be better if I let the internet write a song. Or a rhyme, because in case other people who are bad at music start rhyming along, it might ruin the rhythm and that's bad.

So we start like this: the person above you writes a line, you write a line that rhymes with it and then you write another one, so the person after you can make up a line that rhymes with that one.

I'll start:

I'm in the library and everyone's Chinese

 

[Evil Otter]

I'm in the library and everyone's Chinese

You're welcome to join me if you please.

I can't understand a word being said

 

[Comeback Girl]

(You forgot the second line )

 

[Evil Otter]

(You forgot the second line )

I guess my line killed your thread,

I'm sorry I couldn't make it better.

 

[Comeback Girl]

Maybe you should write an apology letter
But I don't think that would be necessary

 

[WALMART]

Appeasal among friends is quite contrary

What a great idea to start a thread

 

[animenagai]

But maybe a song's better instead

The words of a song that hasn't been sung

 

[Jaq]

Did you hear that, I think the phone just rung!

We're at it hard to reach the end

 

[Betty Blue]

A finite exercise easy to tend

the garden grows on and on

 

[animenagai]

The bed of flowers we rest upon

Don't walk too far, the dark oaks know

 

[five sounds]

where your soul wants to go

but in the night, cant help but creep

 

[animenagai]

To a place where alone, you'd weep

The trees may jest through howling winds

 

[Ivy]

if only I had worn Depends!

My sweetest friend, my dearest love

 

[Rasofy]

Back to the kitchen, join the stove

Because I'm such a gentleman, ain't that right

 

[Ivy]

Heaven help us when we're right.

Stove and love don't rhyme, you know

 

[Rasofy]

So we rhyme right with right to continue the show

Ultimately, that's what we are here for

 

[Ivy]

let's go out and do some parkour.

a night on the town will do us some good

 

[greenfairy]

Followed by a walk in the wood.

The luna moths are out tonight.

 

[WALMART]

They'll rip off your face and suck down your brains in sheer delight

Luna moths are evil little creatures, you'll see

 

[greenfairy]

But if you're chicken, you'd better flee.

As for me, I'll enjoy the night.