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    Next MNS film: Aspiring rock stars wears her meat suit too much, and it starts to come to life and reshape her into the shape of the original body.

    She ends up cooking her own arms for dinner to negate the transformation, but she's happy because she learned what really matters in life now.

    (Which would be HAVING HANDS.)
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    Here's another MNS movie:

    A women wakes up and discovers she has piles of money. She doesn't know how she got that money. Whenever she goes out in public, people photograph her. She also has weird psychological issues because her unidentified ex left her for someone twice her age.

    At the end, you find out it was Bruce Willis the whole time. He had witnessed a crime, so he had to change his identity to be safe. His new identity was a woman, and so he was in drag. He also hit his head on a can of pork beans, which gave him amnesia.

    Bruce Willis will be played by Natalie Portman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msg_v2 View Post
    Well, at least he didn't start going into his Carl Jung was a NAZI diatribe.
    Carl Jung didn't join the Nazi Party however he collaborated with the Nazis.

    Carl Jung was under no duress and was free to collaborate with the Nazis or not, and he openly and willingly, and in a postion of authority granted by the Nazis, collaborated.

    The only question remains is, why is Carl Jung so attractive to Americns?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    Thank goodness, Mole is here to get this thread back on track.
    Mole is here. The Weasels and Stoats laugh at Mole and make fun of him, but they live in a fools' paradise and soon there will be wailing and the gnashing of teeth [Matthew 13:42], and with the brave heros, Badger, Ratty and Toad, Mole, like Ulysses and General MacArthur, shall return, and put this thread back on track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mole View Post
    Carl Jung didn't join the Nazi Party however he collaborated with the Nazis.

    Carl Jung was under no duress and was free to collaborate with the Nazis or not, and he openly and willingly, and in a postion of authority granted by the Nazis, collaborated.

    The only question remains is, why is Carl Jung so attractive to Americns?
    Because we're all Nazis, duh. We obviously lack the courage to stand up for Enlightenment values like Evidence and Reason the way bogan Australians are.

    Obviously, a Rational society loves vegemite, and probably bananas, as indicated by the Australian in the clip below. I'm not sure what evidence Australians are using that prevents them from having gay marriage, but it's probably something my puny Jung-worshipping American intellect is incapable of understanding.



    Quote Originally Posted by Julia Gillard
    I love Hitler.
    [Trump's] rhetoric is not an abuse of power. In the same way that it's also not against the law to do a backflip off of the roof of your house onto your concrete driveway. It's just mind-numbingly stupid and, to say the least, counterproductive. - Bush did 9-11


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    Quote Originally Posted by msg_v2 View Post
    Because we're all Nazis, duh. We obviously lack the courage to stand up for Enlightenment values like Evidence and Reason the way bogan Australians are.

    Obviously, a Rational society loves vegemite, and probably bananas, as indicated by the Australian in the clip below. I'm not sure what evidence Australians are using that prevents them from having gay marriage, but it's probably something my puny Jung-worshipping American intellect is incapable of understanding.
    Just as Carl Jung collaborated with the Nazis, msg_v2 is collaborating with the Weasels and Stoats.

    Our sister State, New Zealand, has just legislated for Marriage Equality, and we are just about ready to follow them. So I invite you and your lovely partner to think about marrying in Oz.

    Do not be deluded by the Weasels and Stoats, this is not a good career move, rather follow the advice of our new Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, and make kinder and gentler posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mole View Post
    Just as Carl Jung collaborated with the Nazis, msg_v2 is collaborating with the Weasels and Stoats.

    Our sister State, New Zealand, has just legislated for Marriage Equality, and we are just about ready to follow them. So I invite you and your lovely partner to think about marrying in Oz.
    Oh noes, not an attack on my heterosexuality! Besides, I can just go to Massachusetts or some other state if I wanted.

    Weasals and stoats get a bad rap.

    Do not be deluded by the Weasels and Stoats, this is not a good career move, rather follow the advice of our new Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, and make kinder and gentler posts.
    Kevin Rudd? Interesting.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Rudd
    Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini and Josef Stalin are my heroes.
    [Trump's] rhetoric is not an abuse of power. In the same way that it's also not against the law to do a backflip off of the roof of your house onto your concrete driveway. It's just mind-numbingly stupid and, to say the least, counterproductive. - Bush did 9-11


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mole View Post
    Mole is here. The Weasels and Stoats laugh at Mole and make fun of him, but they live in a fools' paradise and soon there will be wailing and the gnashing of teeth [Matthew 13:42], and with the brave heros, Badger, Ratty and Toad, Mole shall return this thread back on track.
    Yay! My hero!

    In the movie version, since your part is so significant, can you be played by M. Night Shyamalan, as his traditional cameo?

    Quote Originally Posted by msg_v2 View Post
    Here's another MNS movie:

    A women wakes up and discovers she has piles of money. She doesn't know how she got that money. Whenever she goes out in public, people photograph her. She also has weird psychological issues because her unidentified ex left her for someone twice her age.

    At the end, you find out it was Bruce Willis the whole time. He had witnessed a crime, so he had to change his identity to be safe. His new identity was a woman, and so he was in drag. He also hit his head on a can of pork beans, which gave him amnesia.

    Bruce Willis will be played by Natalie Portman.
    Still laughing.

    Eerily, I must ask: Have you ever watched Color of Night? Not only does it star Bruce Willis (although I don't think he was played by Natalie Portman), but it has eerie parallels to your spec script.
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