At times I've been one to attempt a re-write of some bad stories, such as The Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant (Stephen R. Donaldson). But Star Wars Episode I seems too messy to do a proper clean-up. Sure, get rid of useless Jar-Jar, but that's hindsight. And the few 5-year-old kids who watch this incomprehensible movie simply for Jar-Jar (you know you're out there!) don't matter anyway. Actually, there are quite a few good ways to clean up this movie's plot-line that should have been noticed before it ever went to celluloid.