When all else fails, claim it's rigged.
"There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere." (Star Wars Episode III opening crawl)
Free me from Zoobilee Zoo...
This song is dedicated to @Yumeki whose intro post title brought to mind this amazing piece of cinema:
The chess is my favorite part.
“The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes." A.C. Doyle