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    @Duck_of_Death, I think you're missing a few questions in your little questionnaire, so I'm gonna expand some:

    Favorite Bond Girl Name: Plenty O'Toole (Diamonds are Forever)

    Favorite Pun (by Bond): Henchman says, "I am Mr. Kil." Bond says, "There's a name to die for!" (Die Another Day) or after a henchman is impaled by a forklift, Bond exclaims, "Looks like he's come to a dead end." (Licence to Kill)
    Favorite Pun (by a villain): After asked what to do with money after it's covered in blood, Franz Sanchez says, "Launder it." (Licence to Kill), and Elliot Carver says, "The late Mr. Bond is on his way to the bottom of the South China Sea...he can be my new anchor man!"

    Best Score: Michael Kamen for Licence to Kill

    Best Villain Death (main): Franz Sanchez in Licence to Kill or Hugo Drax in Moonraker
    Best Villain Death (henchman): Dario in Licence to Kill

    Lamest Villain Death (main): Max Zorin in A View to a Kill, Le Chiffre in Casino Royale, and Dominic Green in Quantum of Solace
    Lamest Villain Death (henchman): Jaws in Moonraker (he didn't literally die, he just switched sides)

    Best Use of the "Bond, James Bond" Line: Casino Royale

    Best Gun Barrel Pose (used in final cut): Pierce Brosnan

    Best Physical Deformity/Abnormality in a Bond Villain: Renard in The World is Not Enough (bullet in the head causes him not to feel pain)

    Weirdest Bond Movie: Live and Let Die

    and finally...

    Best Title for a Bond Movie: *DRUMROLL* __Octopussy__
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    Daniel Craig is the best bond. Even better than Connery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü View Post
    @Duck_of_Death, I think you're missing a few questions in your little questionnaire, so I'm gonna expand some:
    Granted I haven't seen any of the Moore or Dalton movies.
    All of Lazenby's (lol), all of Brosnon's and 3 of Connery's.
    Craig's first two as Skyfall hasn't been released yet.

    But I will give it a try (with some help from YouTube and Google):

    Favorite Bond Girl Name: Holly Goodhead from Moonraker

    Favorite Pun (by Bond): “Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls!”-Casino Royale
    And "Time to face gravity!"- Die Another Day

    Best Score: On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    Best Villain Death (main): Gustav Graves in Die Another Day
    Best Villain Death (henchman): Professor Dent in Dr. No

    Lamest Villain Death (main): Christopher Walken in whatever movie he was in
    Lamest Villain Death (henchman): Bowl cut henchman in Quantum of Solace

    Best Use of the "Bond, James Bond" Line: Connery's introduction in Dr. No

    Best Gun Barrel Pose (used in final cut): GoldenEye

    Best Physical Deformity/Abnormality in a Bond Villain: Le Chiffre's dead eye that weeps blood...creepy.

    Weirdest Bond Movie: Die Another Day (what were they thinking?!?!?)

    and finally...

    Best Title for a Bond Movie: From Russia With Love tied with On Her Majesty's Secret Service (so elegant it just rolls off the tongue)

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    Another thing: I watched Die Another Day because I was needed to cure a bout of insomnia. It had the opposite effect. I'll be damned if it isn't the worst Bond movie there is (that I've seen) but it's such an entertaining trainwreck I couldn't turn away.

    The first act wasn't too bad for a Bond movie but it's as if the filmmakers said "Fuck it" midway through and went full retard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck_of_Death View Post
    Disagreed. Back in his prime he was banging cocktail waitresses.
    Two at a time.
    Oh well. That completely changes my view of him.

    Stop being a negative nancy in my thread.
    I didn't know it was your thread. I have you on ignore.
    Not that that would have made any difference.

    Skyfall looks like it might be ok - inasmuch as it's not one of Fleming's lame fantasies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck_of_Death View Post
    Weirdest Bond Movie: Die Another Day (what were they thinking?!?!?)
    Just remember, Live and Let Die is the only Bond movie that had supernatural themes. And probably the most bizarre, implausible death for a villain (main or henchman), too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü View Post
    Just remember, Live and Let Die is the only Bond movie that had supernatural themes. And probably the most bizarre, fantastical death for a villain, too.
    Well, even Felix comes away from that movie a smaller man than before, doesn't he?
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    DP'ed. Again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salomé View Post
    Oh well. That completely changes my view of him.
    That's because you could never have him.
    It's okay. Jealousy is a very real human trait.

    I didn't know it was your thread. I have you on ignore.
    Not that that would have made any difference.
    And I simply ignore you.
    That is, until I feel the need to have a cheap laugh.

    Skyfall looks like it might be ok - inasmuch as it's not one of Fleming's lame fantasies.
    Agreed!

    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü View Post
    Just remember, Live and Let Die is the only Bond movie that had supernatural themes. And probably the most bizarre, implausible death for a villain (main or henchman), too.
    I've never seen it; I mentioned this in my other post.
    Die Another Day is fairly bizarre in tone, content, pace, execution and feel.
    Regardless of how odd the voodoo zombie Bond picture may be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck_of_Death View Post
    That's because you could never have him.
    It's okay. Jealousy is a very real human trait.
    That wouldn't be jealousy. It would be sour grapes (unless you're suggesting you've had him?) And as he was much to be "had", those grapes would be pretty sour. So, yeah.. no.

    Connery is a different story. Them's my flavour of grapes.

    And I simply ignore you.
    That is, until I feel the need to have a cheap laugh.

    Agreed!
    Seems we have this much in common.


    PS. It's possible to delete your double posts. Just hit edit and then delete.
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