Haha. I am a combo of 5+9+3 (with some 6ish panic thrown in there)
"This is pointless busywork. What the heck am I going to write about?"
*waits until the night before*
"OMG shit... It's midnight"
*comes up with a topic trying to make it relevant and coherent*
"What is this crap? Does it even make sense? Screw it.... I am just going with it." or *rewrites most of it to make sense*
"ahhh, I am gonna fail."
*barely squeaks by with the page requirement*